This hat? Five Schmeckles. We aren’t sure what the conversion rate is, but neither is Rick, so you shouldn’t worry too much. This black snapback is ideal for jumping through portals, playing Roy or whatever other intergalactic trouble you want to get into to. Oh, and it features the esteemed Council of Ricks logo, because, you know, Rick and Morty are why you’re reading this in the first place and you probably want to show off how freakin smart you are. Ages 14+ recommended, Snap-back design allows one size to fit most adults and teens, and most importantly of all... this is officially licensed merchandise (not by the Council of Ricks, but by adult swim).